As I type this I’m plopped in a seat at the laundromat, waiting for three weeks worth of procrastinated laundry to finish tumbling around in soap and suds so I can bring it home and hang it up to dry on the line. A couple to my right is talking about a cute little dog they saw yesterday. A woman next to me is frowning while she folds her clothes. I’m chuckling to myself because no one knows that the dork in the corner in the manatee shirt (that’s me) is about to launch into a typing frenzy all about the biggest dick they’ve yet to own.
And what a joy that dick is.
When we first received the Vixen Outlaw, my loving partner stated that this was a “special occasion” dick. However, it just so turns out his idea of a special occasion is every single time we bring out the strap. It’s his new favorite dildo, and with good reason. Honestly, I could probably start and end this review with “It’s a Vixskin. ‘Nuff said.” and be done with it all. Vixskin dildos (by Vixen Creations) are marvelous works of art that are some of the most realistic looking and feeling silicone peens available. They have a magical balance of a soft squishy outside with a firm inner core that just feels so wonderful, whether it’s in a vageen, butthole, mouth, or hands. Basically, If I was somehow only permitted to possess dildos from one single brand for the rest of my life it would be Vixen’s. I am positively enamored.
This specific model is the Outlaw. It’s a beautiful 9.5 inches long and 2 inches wide at its largest insertable bit. I love how this dildo looks. I love the straightness of the shaft, the gentle head, and the delicate veins running along the sides. Fun fact, I perform venipuncture at my job at a reproductive health clinic, and the way to find a suitable vein for drawing blood is to press on it and see if it “bounces” back. These feel almost like real human veins perfect to steal blood from! Although generally speaking you draw from the forARM not the foreSKIN. But I digress.
I talk about the looks so much because I am the wielder, not the recipient, of this here dingaling. It looks stunning in my harness and makes me feel hella powerful. It flops down gracefully when I stand up and curves back splendidly when I lay on my back. This dick is simply dreamy to gaze upon. I do have a love-hate relationship with the balls, though. I think I like the look, but I’m fairly medium on the functionality. They’re great because they provide just a little extra bit of stability against the crotch when I’m thrusting, BUT with my usual Joque harness the balls tuck into the little pocket and I end up with balls between my legs that just don’t quite fit there and are a bit uncomfy (unless that’s just life with balls? do permanently attached testes get in the way like that too?). I’m also not sure it would fit in many harnesses where the o-ring is attached with snaps because of the placement of those snaps (like this).
Speaking of harness-ability, the size of the thing makes it a bit tricky to get through the ring of a harness. I get nervous about the elastic and fabric of my Joque harness tugging at the silicone, so I think I’ll be looking for a harness with a ring that detaches so I can find a larger one and struggle a bit less. Nothin’ sexier than almost falling over while impatiently wiggling tacky silicone through the harness around your ankles. Assemble the contraption before applying to your bod, folks. You heard it here first.
So far, we’ve only tested the Outlaw in my partner’s booty (perhaps one day I’ll manage to fit it vaginally, but today is not that day), and he is quite the fan. He loves the size, softness, and (lack of) texture. When I asked him to further describe how it felt, his short reply was “Good” and then when pressed for more details “mostly just large”. There is no curve, no ridges or bumps, and because of the softness those small bouncy veins just aren’t going to be felt. Even the head is fairly small. This is great for my partner, who isn’t such a fan of the “pop” of getting a toy with a larger head into a rectum. However, this does make it a bit more difficult for me to tell when its actually IN and I can start moving it around in there without it falling out.
The Outlaw is perfect for us. What we expected to be a toy brought out every once in a while turned into something we use almost every time. I love the look of it dangling from my loins and he loves the marvelous size and squoosh. This toy is great for those that appreciate a large, straight, squishy, low-textured peen with a small head, but keep in mind that those that like direct g or p-spot action might be disappointed. The Outlaw is our new most favorite-est toy, and if you’re looking for some sweet sweet squishy size (or something to practice venipuncture techniques on), give this one a try!
Thank you to Betty’s Toybox for sending me the Vixen Creations Vixskin Outlaw in exchange for a fair and honest review!
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