The Tantus Ryder
First let me share a bit of personal glory by saying that I was able to insert the Ryder from a cold start on the very first try. It’s a medium sized toy, measuring 3 (insertable) inches lengthwise...
View ArticleThe Rocket Vibrating Plug
The Rocket was my 1.5th butt plug. I say 1.5th because technically the Fun Factory Bootie was my very first plug, but I tragically lost it after only two uses. I still have no idea where it managed to...
View ArticleThe Tantus Sport: A Grand Slam
In high school, I was the only one on my basketball team who failed to score all season. I played three soccer games in a row where I got hit in the face every single time. When I tried hockey, other...
View ArticleNuts About The Cashew Nib
Usually my first impression of a toy gives me a pretty good idea about whether I’m going to like it or not. This time however, my first impression was dead wrong. I initially wasn’t thrilled about the...
View ArticleNjoy Pure Plug: Get It.
This is a good butt plug. You should buy it. Honestly, I could probably end the review there. That’s all you need to know. First of all, the NJoy Pure Plug is simply beautiful. Measuring a modest 2.5″...
View ArticleReview: Split Peaches Unicorn Horn and Rivetor
If I were speaking with you in person, I would begin this review by skipping up to you in a glittery homemade duct-tape strap-on harness, unicorn-horn shaped dick bouncing up and down in it’s gleaming...
View ArticleReview: Vixen Outlaw
As I type this I’m plopped in a seat at the laundromat, waiting for three weeks worth of procrastinated laundry to finish tumbling around in soap and suds so I can bring it home and hang it up to dry...
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